It can buy you a bed - But not sleep
It can buy you a clock - but not time
It can buy you a position - But not respekt
It can buy you medecine - But not health
It can buy you blood - But not life
It can buy you sex - But not Love

So you see, money is not everything. It causes often pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I'm your friend, and as you friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you